Collection: Candles That Smell Like Your Workday (But Better)
Think of these as survival tools for the modern workplace—soy wax therapy with a sarcastic twist. From Smells Like Your Boss’s Breath to Smells Like Office Politics, every candle is a reminder that you’re not alone in hating the daily grind.
Each 9oz jar burns for 40+ hours, which is longer than most of your motivation lasts. Clean-burning soy wax, hand-poured, and labeled with brutal honesty—because the only thing worse than a toxic office is a basic candle.
Light one to cope, to laugh, or just to cover up the smell of despair (and maybe reheated leftovers). They make the perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone whose career path feels more like a corporate treadmill.
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Smells Like A Monday
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Scent Of Procrastination
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Smells Like I Need A New Job
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Flame Of False Hope
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Candle of Questionable Coffee Breath
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Candle of Constructive Criticism
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Flame of Final Notice
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Smells Like 9 ounces of Micromanagement
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Flame Of False Hope
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