If You See This Candle Burning, I’m Close to Quitting
The last flicker before freedom. This candle is for every “I can’t take it anymore” day, every pointless email, and every meeting that should have been canceled. Light it up when your two weeks’ notice is practically drafting itself, and let the flame remind you that walking out the door is always an option.
The Fine Print (Because Apparently, You Care):
100% Safe & Non-Toxic – Won’t poison you, even if your job already is.
50–60 Hours of Burn Time – Longer than most meetings (and just as painful, but in a good way).
100% Natural Soy Wax – Made from US soybeans, because at least someone in this country should feel renewable.
American-Made Fragrances – Premium scents whipped up right here in the USA (unlike your paycheck, which still feels imported).
Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Wicks – Burns clean, so the only toxic thing in the room is your boss.
