Smells Like 9 ounces of Micromanagement

Introducing the Micromanagement Candle.  Ever feel like someone’s breathing down your neck at work? This candle captures the essence of being told to “circle back” for the tenth time today. Notes of burnt coffee, recycled paper, and unsolicited feedback combine to give you the true aroma of office overkill.

Light it up when you want to laugh at the chaos—or when you need to mute the sound of your boss hovering over your shoulder. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been CC’d unnecessarily.

Suffer through corporate life in style with our 9oz soy candles. They won’t fix your boss, but they’ll at least make your space smell less like despair. Each candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn