Smells Like 9 ounces of Micromanagement

Introducing the Micromanagement Candle.  Ever feel like someone’s breathing down your neck at work? This candle captures the essence of being told to “circle back” for the tenth time today. Notes of burnt coffee, recycled paper, and unsolicited feedback combine to give you the true aroma of office overkill.

Light it up when you want to laugh at the chaos—or when you need to mute the sound of your boss hovering over your shoulder. Perfect for anyone who’s ever been CC’d unnecessarily.

Suffer through corporate life in style with our 9oz soy candles. They won’t fix your boss, but they’ll at least make your space smell less like despair. Each candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic – Won’t poison you, even if your job already is.
2. 50–60 Hours of Burn Time – Longer than most meetings (and just as painful, but in a good way).
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax – Made from US soybeans, because at least someone in this country should feel renewable.
4. American-Made Fragrances – Premium scents whipped up right here in the USA (unlike your paycheck, which still feels imported).
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Wicks – Burns clean, so the only toxic thing in the room is your boss.