Smells Like A Monday

Congratulations, you made it to Monday — the day where dreams go to die, optimism packs its bags, and your soul clocks in for another week of corporate captivity. This candle is less about fragrance and more about surrender.

Light it not for comfort, but as a small act of defiance while you sink deeper into the existential dread of another pointless staff meeting. It won’t fix your life — but at least it burns.

More Details:

1. 9 oz. clear vessel with 7.5 oz. wax fill
2. 3x2 White Label with with a semi-gloss finish and square corners
3. Average burn time 50-60 hours
4. 100% cotton wick
5. Non-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens synthetic dyes, or phthalates