Congratulations, you made it to Monday — the day where dreams go to die, optimism packs its bags, and your soul clocks in for another week of corporate captivity. This candle is less about fragrance and more about surrender.
Light it not for comfort, but as a small act of defiance while you sink deeper into the existential dread of another pointless staff meeting. It won’t fix your life — but at least it burns.
More Details:
9 oz. clear vessel packed with 7.5 oz. of wax, just enough to emotionally support you until the next crisis.
3×2 semi-gloss label with neat little square corners — the most put-together thing you’ll see all Monday.
50–60 hour burn time, which is longer than your motivation will last today.
100% cotton wick, because we’re not monsters.
Non-toxic — no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates… basically none of the stuff your job is exposing you to anyway.
