Introducing Flame of False Hope—the perfect candle for when you need just enough motivation to not quit on a Tuesday. With each soothing burn, it gently masks the scent of crushed dreams and overdue deadlines, giving you the false sense that things might actually get better (they won’t, but hey, it smells amazing). Whether you're rage-working from home or zoning out in a soulless office, this candle is your scented reminder that hope is a trap—but at least it’s a fragrant one.
More Details (Since You Definitely Read These):
- 9 oz clear glass vessel with 7.5 oz of wax, because apparently leaving “empty space” at the top is a crime
- 3×2 white label, semi-gloss, square corners—premium enough to look fancy, but not so fancy that you’ll hesitate to toss it when life inevitably disappoints you
- 50–60 hour burn time, assuming you don’t light it every time your boss emails you “quick question”
- 100% cotton wick, because you deserve at least one thing in your life that’s pure
