This candle captures the sacred ritual of drinking coffee in complete silence while mentally preparing to deal with humans. Light it when you need five uninterrupted minutes to stare into the void, reconsider your life choices, and pretend you’re going to be productive today.
9 oz. clear vessel filled with 7.5 oz. of “please let me drink this in peace” wax
A clean 3×2 semi-gloss label — because even your morning silence deserves nice packaging.
50–60 hour burn time, which is more contemplation than you’ve put into anything all year.
100% cotton wick — no weird chemicals, just the calming illusion that today might be tolerable after caffeine.
Non-toxic: no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates — nothing that will interrupt your sacred morning ritual of avoiding people.
