Introducing the "Scent of Procrastination"—a candle that smells like you’ll get to it later. With notes of last-minute panic, lukewarm coffee, and the faint whiff of excuses, this 9oz soy candle is perfect for lighting while you stare at your to-do list and convince yourself that “tomorrow” is totally the better time to start. Made in the USA, 100% non-toxic, and designed for maximum distraction, it’s the ultimate companion for anyone who works best under pressure—or not at all.
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9 oz. clear vessel lovingly stuffed with 7.5 oz. of wax
Fancy 3×2 semi-gloss label with square corners — because we care about aesthetics
Burns for 50–60 hours, which is longer than most people last at their jobs
100% cotton wick (no weird chemical nonsense)
Non-toxic: no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates — basically none of the stuff you pretend to avoid and are surrounded by anyway.
