This one's for you—the overworked, under-caffeinated, dead-inside-but-still-showing-up crowd. The ones who smile through soul-crushing meetings, fake enthusiasm on Zoom, and power through another “just touching base” email. Whether you’re here for the paycheck, the health benefits, or just the ability to afford snacks that make the suffering worth it, we see you. We are you.

I started this page because spoiler alert—my career fulfillment must’ve taken a wrong turn.

And if I have to pretend to care for 40+ hours a week, I might as well burn a candle that says otherwise. This store is my passive-aggressive contribution to the working world. So go ahead, treat yourself or gift some misery to a friend. Misery may love company, but it loves sarcasm even more.