Welcome to the place where burnout meets business opportunity. This shop exists because after years of soul-crushing meetings, fake enthusiasm, and emails that could’ve been a sentence, I realized something important:

If I can’t escape the misery, I might as well monetize it.

These candles are my passive-aggressive love letters to the modern workforce. Your misery fuels my creativity. My misery fuels my motivation. Together, we can build something beautiful… and mildly toxic.

Got a story from the trenches of the working world? Share it with us.

If it’s gloriously painful, hilariously relatable, or just depressingly on-brand, we just might create a candle to commemorate it—and your suffering will live on forever in sarcastic wax.

So do us both a favor—buy a candle. Let’s turn workplace despair into profit, one sarcastic flame at a time.