Spiral of Denial Notebook

For the to-do lists you’ll ignore, the brilliant ideas that hit right before quitting time, or just endless doodles of your boss falling into a volcano—this high-quality 5.5x8.5 spiral notebook is your new favorite coping mechanism. Sturdy, stylish, and just the right size to pretend you're organized while mentally checking out.

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

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