Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like Mom pouring her third glass before dinner is even served. This candle channels the true scent of Christmas: Pinot, patience, and pretending everything is fine. Perfect for surviving in-laws, gift-wrapping meltdowns, and festive emotional damage.
9 oz. clear vessel generously filled with 7.5 oz. of holiday survival wax
A classy 3×2 semi-gloss label — because Mom deserves at least one thing that looks put-together.
50–60 hour burn time, which is longer than Mom makes it through Christmas dinner without topping off her glass.
100% cotton wick (no questionable chemicals… unlike whatever’s in that boxed wine Aunt Linda brings).
Non-toxic: no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates — none of the stuff Mom pretends she’s cutting out while openly pouring another festive “just a splash.”
