This candle captures the holiday moment when the break room turns into a sugar-based war zone and you’ve already eaten your bodyweight in “just try one” treats. Light it when your coworkers offer you another cookie and you physically can’t say no, but emotionally can’t say yes.
9 oz. clear vessel packed with 7.5 oz. of “please stop offering me cookies” wax
A polished 3×2 semi-gloss label — because unlike your willpower, this stays strong.
50–60 hour burn time, which is about how long you can resist the next coworker insisting you “just try one more.”
100% cotton wick (no weird chemicals — you’ve ingested enough questionable ingredients from the break room).
Non-toxic: no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates — none of the stuff you’re currently pretending matters as you inhale your 47th holiday treat.
