A festive blend of cold weather misery, endless errands, and the emotional toll of back-to-back gatherings you never wanted to attend. This candle bottles the exact moment you realize you’ve spent every weekend doing “holiday stuff” and have zero energy left for actual joy. Burn responsibly… or recklessly, whatever.
9 oz. clear vessel filled with 7.5 oz. of “I’m running on fumes” wax
A polished 3×2 semi-gloss label — because even if you’re falling apart, your candle doesn’t have to.
50–60 hour burn time, which is longer than your holiday stamina, social battery, or patience for family group chats.
Non-toxic: no lead, no plastics, no parabens, no synthetic dyes, no phthalates — none of the stuff you swear you’re avoiding while simultaneously surviving on caffeine and chaos.
