Candle of Questionable Coffee Breath

You know the smell—burnt coffee, stress sweat, and the faintest trace of “forgot to brush.” Luckily, this candle does the impossible: it replaces managerial mouth-fumes with something you’d actually choose to inhale. Light it up during one-on-ones, performance reviews, or any time your boss leans a little too close.

Finally, a fragrance you won’t have to politely lean away from. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic – Unlike that cloud of stale coffee and stress your boss exhales.
2. 50–60 Hour Burn Time – Longer than you can hold your breath in meetings.
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax – Clean, eco-friendly, and fresher than morning-after garlic bagel breath.
4. American-Made Fragrances – Premium scents that won’t trigger an HR complaint.
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Wicks – Because the flame should burn dirty, not the air around you.